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November 14, 2011

Friday's OT kind of messed up my weekend schedule; the SOP is to do the miscellaneous shopping and errands onf Friday afternoon and do the groceries on Saturday morning, then hit miscellaneous to-do list stuff on Saturday afternoon, and spend Sunday cooking and doing laundry. (Yeah, I don't get a lot of actual "off-time" in my time off.)

So instead, I worked in the afternoon, and Spouse made dinner--crockpot BBQ ribs, steamed rice, and broccoli for me, because he didn't want a veg. Do dishes, relax a bit, go to bed. More like a week night.

Spouse hit the rack early anyway, as he had a plan in mind for the morning. Which he carried out! He got up ungodly early, went down to CJ's Coffee House in Zion, and picked up fresh donuts and coffee beans for breakfast. I had talked up those donuts to the point where he was starting to doubt that they could really be that good...but they blew his mind anyway. I certainly enjoyed my share, too. I was not as impressed with the coffee beans. The house blend was a little bland and mild for my taste. But then, I brewed it Spouse-style, as I usually do on the weeked. He like it a whole lot weeker than I do. Maybe it just needed more coffee in the coffee.

After coffee and donuts, I had to get moving--since this was the BIG FRUITCAKE WEEKEND, I had a lot to do in the kitchen. And while I was in the kitchen making it, my beloved was on the phone with my mom, giving her a play-by-play and making her laugh. It didn't go too badly; I have my methods when baking, and I was taking my time as much as possible. Spouse, my wonderful engineer, had already tackled the fitting of a parchment paper lining to the loaf pan, which saved me from an hour of hell and an almost-certain meltdown. It was absolutely perfect and didn't even take him very long! He also (praise his name!) did ALL the cleanup & dishwashing for the entire show.

I handled all the prep, assembling my ingredients, plumping my raisins in a bit of brandy, grating my nutmeg, picking out some pretty bits of fruit & pecans for the top, chopping some of the fruit that needed a chop, measuring, sifting, and combining my dry ingredients, and finally getting out the Kitchen Aid and getting it into gear. At that point, everything went pretty quickly, and in no time, I had it in the oven to bake for 105 minutes.

After cooling it in the pan for 1/2 an hour, I turned it out of the pan, and it came out beautifully! Not only did it not stick to the pan, it didn't even stick to the paper! By the time it was done baking, Spouse had moved on to talking to AUNTIE on the phone, and she was astounded to learn that her fruitcake was no only already cooling, but there was a picture of it waiting in her inbox. We tend to blow her mind on a regular basis with the speed of our actions. ;)

It took pretty much all day to cool down to the point where we could soak it and wrap it--them fruitcakes is DENSE. But I thoroughly wet the cheesecloth with the VSOP Napoleon brandy I bought for the project, wrapped it around the loaf, then wrapped it all in foil and sealed it up in a rubbermaid container and shoved it in the back of the fridge. DONE. For the time being, anyway.


I wasn't allowed to let the day go at that, though. After we had the sacred object in it's final cool-down, we got cleaned up and set out to do the shopping and errands. And while we were doing htat, Spouse decided it was such a nice day (we had lovely weather--for November, anyway--this weekend) that he wanted to cook out. So "we" decided on grilled brats, coleslaw, and baked beans for supper. Brownies for dessert.

You get where this is going? I came home from shopping, put everything away, and then had another chunk of kitchen time. Made the coleslaw first, so it could meld and chill, then whipped together a pan of brownies and shoved it in the oven. While that was baking, I put together a small pot of my special baked beans and as soon as the brownies came out, the beans went in (at a lower temp, of course). And then, I went and had a bit of a lie-down, because I was whipped.

Of course, this is all stuff I enjoy doing, but one thing my husband will seemingly never understand is that while he is sitting down, and not expending much energy, I am actually working. Bustling away, making his ideas a reality, requires me to expend effort and energy. And I cannot do that for hours on end on the strength of two donuts and some coffee at 6:00 AM. I need to eat, I need to replenish fluids, and I need to sit down and rest once in a while. He would never in a million years treat the dog that way, but he takes it for granted that I can cruise along like the old Energizer Bunny. without even noticing it.
He actually did get some exercise this weekend, though--one of our Saturday errands was to Petsmart, to pick up a Sporn harness for the B. Spouse has decided that it is time to supplement B's weight-reduction diet with regular exercise, so he decided we needed this to control any pulling B would be likely to do on a walk. I thought it was unnecessary, because B really only pulls when he thinks he's going for a car ride. But I kept my mouth shut, because if this is the "magic ticket" to get both Spouse and B out there walking, I'm all for it!

Verdict on it: they went walkies both Saturday and Sunday, and Spouse said that it worked perfectly--the B's behavior was exemplary both outings. YAY! I really want to take him out on it and go walking now.
The rest of Saturday went breezily--dinner turned out great, and in the evening, Spouse and I watched some more of VietNam in HD, had a nice discussion about the war and how America handled and/or mishandled things, and then Spouse went to lie down and read while I watched some QI. before turning in.

Sunday turned out more laid back than I had anticipated, because JR didn't want to go celebrate his birthday, and E didn't want to go to breakfast, so I stayed home as well, and just Spouse and P met to eat and get next week's pet/house-sitting figured out and nailed down. So I just fiddled around, getting the laundry started, having coffee, and doing some library management on my hard drive & my e-reader. I also worked on my "slush pile" spreadsheet; I have a list of authors and titles available online from my hobby time-period, and I keep it in an Excel sheet and add to it whenever I browse through PG or Manybooks. It needed some tidying and organizing, so I played with it a while. After Spouse got home, I decided I was tired of running up and down stairs with the wash, and decided I would just do the last two loads at the laundromat when I went to do the drying. So I got cleaned up, and I asked Spouse to move his car so I could load up and run to the laundromat. He said he was going with me, so I said fine, well let's load up and go then.

Well. I have certain expectations from you if you tell me you are going to the laundromat with me. I expect you to HELP me. Instead, old bright-eyes decides it would be vastly amusing to sit on his ass in a corner and smirk at me while I try to negotiate various washers and dryers and toothless, half-witted laundromat patrons just to get his skeevey old drawers washed. I ended up mega-pissed, because I missed adding another two bits to the towels before the buzzer, and they didn't get dry. I was way too pissed to pay the TWO quarters it took to restart the machine (yeah, their dryers have a 50-cent minimum!), so I jammed them all back in the basket and finished them at home, in Old Clunky.

He could tell he'd really ticked me off with his crap (well, mainly because I explained to him how he'd really ticked me off with his crap), because he was trying to jolly me out of it by running me all the way to the other end of town to buy the nylons I'd forgotten to buy on Saturday. But he really wasn't going to win at that point, because that managed to screw up my schedule for making dinner in the slow-cooker, and pissed me off more. (I was glad to get the nylons, though!)

It wasn't that big of a deal; it wasn't like I couldn't make the pot roast just as well in the oven. Which I did, and it was fine. Rest of the day was event-free, really.
Before I go--a short, commute-related rant:
Didn't want to get up this morning--did something I NEVER do. Hit the snooze. I didn't mean it, though. Pried the large, sleeping dog off my legs and stumbled out of bed to get showered & dressed. Eventually shook the slugabed mutt out of the blankets and shagged his ass outside. Noticed the flashing red & blue lights out front and went to investigate. Looked like a simple traffic stop--unfortunately, my driveway was located directly between the pulled-over vehicle and the squad. And they were there for OVER 35 MINUTES. When I should have been leaving for work, I had time to snap a photo out the front door, fire up the laptop, upload the pic, and make a snide comment about it. And check my feed. And even play FarmVille a little! Between that, and having to stop for gas, I ended up missing the magic time and having to fight the great stream of leave at 5:30 people all the way to work. I wasn't late; since I am always meg-early, this delay merely put me in the office on time. But what a stinking pain!

Wow. For an unspectacular weekend, I sure nattered on, didn't I?

Reading:"The Semi-Detached House" (1859), by Emily Eden. A bit outside my usual range, but this was a recommendation and the time-frame isn't a noticable thing, really. A pleasant and gently humorous comedy of manners. Also still reading "Nedra" (1906), by George Barr McCutcheon. I ignored it all weekend, but will try and get back into it this week.

Listening: The Airborne Toxic Event, Bauhaus, Robert Gordon with Link Wray, 10,000 Maniacs.

Surfing: just browsing at Manybooks

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